‘Dear God may you please keep my family and I protected..’

Gods response: ‘I would love to send my angels but I’m just so lazy.’

‘Dear God I need a new pair of shoes,please bless me..’

Gods response: ‘Ooooh wrong day to ask,its my resting day cause this week been tough.’

‘Dear God please heal my broken heart..’

Gods response:’I can’t.’

Imagine God giving excuses

Imagine God not having time

Imagine God getting annoyed by you

Imagine Him lazy to lift a finger

Imagine God being unforgiving

Imagine God being selfish

Imagine God being revengeful

Imagine Him too busy for you

Not much of a pretty thought huh?

Good, I’m done!