‘Dear God may you please keep my family and I protected..’
Gods response: ‘I would love to send my angels but I’m just so lazy.’
‘Dear God I need a new pair of shoes,please bless me..’
Gods response: ‘Ooooh wrong day to ask,its my resting day cause this week been tough.’
‘Dear God please heal my broken heart..’
Gods response:’I can’t.’
Imagine God giving excuses
Imagine God not having time
Imagine God getting annoyed by you
Imagine Him lazy to lift a finger
Imagine God being unforgiving
Imagine God being selfish
Imagine God being revengeful
Imagine Him too busy for you
Not much of a pretty thought huh?
Good, I’m done!