Welcome to the NEVER HAVE I EVER challenge. So here is how it goes, I will write a story and you will comment to let me know whether you think that it’s true or not. I am excited to see what your thoughts are, it also gives me the opportunity to figure out how crazy you people think I am. So here is the first story!
It was a summer holiday and my brothers and I were home alone because our aunt had gone away on vacation so it was time to wild out! I was in high school at the time and dating guys that were older was a cool thing. Let me rephrase that, it was cool to be with an older guy who was monied! I, however, was not outgoing enough to find these fun, rich guys so guess who decided to play matchmaker, my brother, let’s call him Mike. And I trusted him with this one.
So he gave my number to this guy, Bill and he called me. When I say I melted right away. He had this deep manly voice and the accent was amazing there was no way I was saying no to this. We talked a lot, day and night we would be on the phone and I was smitten. Then came the time for us to meet and I was very excited. Let me just throw in that I did not have a smartphone yet so there was no photo exchange. I called my friend up and told her I would need her to escort me to meet this fine man, this was my assumption because the voice had to be owned by a fine body.
I wore a pair of leggings and my favourite floral dress top. Placed my feet in high tops and wore red lipstick. I was ready to mesmerise this man so he never looks at another woman again. Off to the mall we went, was the definition of weird. SO what my friend and I did was we stood at a place where we could see everyone, that way when he called to say he had arrived we would see him before he saw us. I know many of you have done this, and yes, I am judging you! Ring ring went my phone, so now we were scouting for the person who looked like they were waiting for a phone call to be answered.
And there he was, nothing like imagined. When I say NOTHING! I was disappointed but it was late, we were here and I did not have the heart to just walk away and act like nothing ever happened. My friend felt like he would not be able to afford us both, so she left for her boyfriend’s place. We set down for some ice cream and despite him being the opposite of what I expected, the conversation was awesome. And by the time we went our separate ways, I had laughed so hard my jaws hurt. Bill was funny but my brother, I was ready to fight him for false advertising.
Little did I know that whilst I was heading home my brother was putting together a drink up and guess who was invited, Bill. Turns out they had spoken and Bill was so madly in love with me. I did not even get the time to fight Mike, I had to shower and get ready for part two of this date. The music was popping, the drinks were going down and I was n the zone. Bill was whispering in my ear and I am sure I managed to give him the face I wanted. Next thing we were tongue wrestling and it felt so good. We all know what its like when the alcohol is n the system, especially when it is wine!
He dragged me towards the bedrooms and all the rooms were occupied except my parent’s bedroom so… Here me out, I was drunk and the whispers were going straight to my you know what, nothing else mattered. I needed this man to rock my world so we closed the door behind us and it was ON! Chile things got heated fast, the young sis couldn’t believe she had been missing out on such good kisses for so long. Then he asked THE question and to his disappointment, I was a virgin who still wanted to be a virgin. Only then did I say, ‘and this is my parent’s room, it wouldn’t be right.’
The end. Remember to let me know if you think this is a true story or not!