No place? I don’t know about that because there are people who are still very strong on traditions and cultures. Are they necessary, absolutely NOT! I am itching to get on with it, so follow my lead.

  • HAVING SEX WITH YOUR FATHER IN LAW BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED TO YOUR HUSBAND.

It is not the ‘before, ‘ that is the problem. It’s the ‘having sex with your FATHER in law.’ I… I just don’t see the reason why it’s important. Your father in law, a father figure, now knows you in and out. A part of me strongly believes that this was brought to life by men who weren’t getting any and fantasized about younger women. Cause the math isn’t adding up.

  • YOU CANT CARRY TWO PLATES AT A FUNERAL.

So by carrying two plates, you are inviting another funeral. It is an absolute taboo! This happens to e the reason why I get my plate and eat cause surely serving 100+ people one at a time and grieving at the same time doesn’t cut it for me. Y’all can continue with that.

  • FINISHING THE BRIDE PRICE IS DISRESPECTFUL.

My people! Take the money, enjoy it and keep it moving. Y’all just be looking for respect in weird ways. See what kills me is y’all then have the audacity to say, ‘you didn’t finish paying lobola, ‘ did you want him to though? Confused much?

So hilarious! I am off to read more of our ridiculous African ways. CIAO!

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